"OMG Your brother's hair is so...sexy!!"
Matthew: Oh fuck yeah *pokes my face a million times*
Ellen: Ok...OK I get it >u<
"your brother's hair...let me touch it..."
Matthew: slightly creepy...I'm pretty sure Ellen has touched it and ranted the experience...
Ellen: *I have* No... O.O
"He's Mary Poppins!"
Ellen: Don't ask...
"OHMAHGLOB! HE IS SEXEH!"
Matthew: Sorry bitch *put on shades* I'm gay
Ellen: Wut O.o Don't you have a girlfriend?
Matthew: *whispers* they don't know that...
"He looks like Justin Beiber XD"
Matthew: *leaves room*
Ellen: *laughing my fucking ass off*